Unusual Method Of Skiing

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[] Just lie there for a while and think about what you’ve done.
[] I had a guy ask me where the shot glasses are.
[] “Do you have ice that doesn’t melt?”
[] A gun. If it only saves your life once its worth it.
[] It’s like you didn’t read the rest of the comment at all…
[] I started as a bouncer. This mentality of they could be a good person sober got me through the nights and prevented me from doing some things I might have regretted. Now that I pour drinks it’s therapeutic to give people what they want to keep them going.
[] Israel?
[] Be kind.
[] r/ChildrenFallingOver
[] Just becase they’re not big in AmeriKKKa doesn’t mean they are z-list celebs.
[] Bwaaaaaaaa? My brain might have just melted a bit…
[] Heck, I’ll watch it just for breaking the norm.

Too many sitcoms with white fucking families.
[] Time to give it back to the sea?
[] What exactly is debit? Pulling the money directly from the account?
[] $20 of gas will get you enough fuel to move westwards far enough to be safe.

Being poor is an excuse, not a reason. You sure don’t have enough trouble with internet access.
[] My only regret is that I have bone-itus
[] The sound effect for this bit was key. glug glug glug glug
[] This man will forever be a hero.
[] Damn that’s awesome to hear. GF is a teacher and she has 2 stories similar to this as well, and sooo many where the parents have just given up 🙁
[] I’m going to go with dumbest also equals crazy religious.

I was asked if I knew if black mold could be dangerous. I told the customer yes. They asked if I believed in Jesus Christ. I said… That’s personal (I don’t, but if you do that’s fine), she said I needed to burn down the store I worked for because there was black mold on some of the books on the take a book leave a book shelf.

Guess what customer was found a few blocks away 2 weeks later when someone tried to burn down the book corner?

evidently the bible says something about if you find black mold in your house it’s evil and you have to burn down your house and start anew, or she was just crazy and made that up, I don’t know.
[] My girlfriends body is my sex toy.
[] Most isolated capital city in the world.
[] A friend of mine named his cat “Dog”.
[] It’s absolute nonsense to compare the act of refusing to look both ways at a crossing to wearing a short skirt. Locking your door at night is a precaution. Carrying a gun is a precaution. Wearing modest clothing isn’t a precaution. It’s giving into the demands of criminals who falsely claim that they can’t control themselves if they see a woman in a short skirt. It’s victim blaming. It’s saying “maybe she wouldn’t have been raped if she wasn’t wearing that clothing”. It’s sexist. It’s oppressive. It’s a request for women to submit to the demands of rapists. It’s not a precaution.



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